Although men in kilts have often been the subject of ridicule, if not downright gallows humor, it seems the scots might have the last laugh on the subject.
Salacious asides aside, new research has shown that men who wear kilts have a better grade of sperm. And that is due to the fact that lower temperature favor the formation and motility of sperm in general.
Of course the mandatory omission of underwear is the only guarantee that anyone who wants to improve his lot in life might actually be successful in doing so.
In all seriousness, the Scottish Medical Journal has published a study that contends that those who wear the colorful attire are much better off than those men who wear tight and warm undergarments. The study is by no means clinical, but it availed itself of previous studies and evidence.
This could be the harbinger of attire to come. Considering the plummeting rates of fertility worldwide, caused by everything from pollution, contamination, obesity and other factors, the idea of lowering the temperature at the nether regions could offer a boost to declining populations.
The study which lays bare the fact that indeed almost 70% of Scottish men do not wear anything under their kilt, also affirms that the anecdotal literature consulted for the study, which is far from scientific, has confirmed that studies done in the 1990s that do validate the assessment that not wearing underwear benefits sperm quality.
The same researcher also declared that the kilt has psychological benefits. The high visibility, and probably innuendos, give the wearer a sense of freedom and masculinity. Indeed, women seem to respond positively to men wearing kilts.
The researcher also adds that kilt wearing in the 'regimental style' i.e., without underwear, offer the ideal physical environment for the scrotum.
This writer believes therefore, that the wearing of the kilt might soon be adopted in far flung places around the globe.
Satire -- Partial Source: MNT 4.20.13
Salacious asides aside, new research has shown that men who wear kilts have a better grade of sperm. And that is due to the fact that lower temperature favor the formation and motility of sperm in general.
Of course the mandatory omission of underwear is the only guarantee that anyone who wants to improve his lot in life might actually be successful in doing so.
In all seriousness, the Scottish Medical Journal has published a study that contends that those who wear the colorful attire are much better off than those men who wear tight and warm undergarments. The study is by no means clinical, but it availed itself of previous studies and evidence.
This could be the harbinger of attire to come. Considering the plummeting rates of fertility worldwide, caused by everything from pollution, contamination, obesity and other factors, the idea of lowering the temperature at the nether regions could offer a boost to declining populations.
The study which lays bare the fact that indeed almost 70% of Scottish men do not wear anything under their kilt, also affirms that the anecdotal literature consulted for the study, which is far from scientific, has confirmed that studies done in the 1990s that do validate the assessment that not wearing underwear benefits sperm quality.
The same researcher also declared that the kilt has psychological benefits. The high visibility, and probably innuendos, give the wearer a sense of freedom and masculinity. Indeed, women seem to respond positively to men wearing kilts.
The researcher also adds that kilt wearing in the 'regimental style' i.e., without underwear, offer the ideal physical environment for the scrotum.
This writer believes therefore, that the wearing of the kilt might soon be adopted in far flung places around the globe.
Satire -- Partial Source: MNT 4.20.13
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