WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE COULD CAUSE LAUGHTER. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SUCH INSENSITIVITY
In a move that could signal the end of travel for good looking or otherwise attractive men, Saudi Arabia has forcefully deported three men (which we show in silhouette so as to not unduly influence women readers with their incredible attractiveness) for having been found guilty of 'abnormal or excessive' attractiveness.
If this all sound too good to be true, it's because it isn't. The Saudis are extremely diligent in the observation of their principles and in the protection of their women. Any stirring apparently gives rise to swift and justified action against perpetrators of such instrinsically misguided mayhem.
What led to the unfortunate incident was the realization during a culture festival in the Saudi peninsula of the presence of three men who drove women to distraction. Religious police officers sprung to action dutifully and evicted the men from the festival and later from the country itself.
They deemed the men to be too attractive, therefore posing a high risk that women might fall for them.
The men were immediately re-routed to Abu Dhabi, where they were probably better concealed among a larger number of people, after they were summarily booted.
However, the mission to rid the peninsula of the presence of beauty, the kind that is irresistible, was successful and commendable. There is no reason why the authorities in that country should tolerate beauty in any form, especially the kind that could turn eyes or minds to things that should not be remotely considered.
Source: unknown but verified, sometime during the week of 4.15.13
Partial source: Telegraph UK 4.16.13
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